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Arguably the only thing that differentiated one modern man from another was his own distinct brand of unhappiness.
The gravy molecules bonded so tightly that their breaking apart would be more powerful than the atomic bomb used on Hiroshima.
A man with a mustache and glasses is kneeling over his garden pulling weeds. He spots me and motions me over. “You are that American, nay?” he says. “I heard you took the apartment in the back. My name is Wolf.” “I’m Brian. Nice garden, Wolf.” “Not bad, nay? It keeps me busy. And you? […]
At a house at the edge of the woods a little old woman throws out seed for the birds. She sends the seeds out in wide arcs, making a carpet of cracked corn and sunflower seeds. Some of the corn seed will become little corn plants that the little old woman will remark about to […]